The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner, by Steff Metal

You don’t just want ANY wedding, you want a gothic wedding. And why not? Black, red and purple attire, rich colours, love undying … gothic weddings are the ultimate in romance … IF you can pull one off.

The Wedding Industry is no help – unless you want your skulls in pink, heart shaped favor bags or your post-punk reception band playing on a white-tulle-lined stage. Enter the Gothic Wedding Planner.

The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner is the ONLY Wedding Planner exclusively about planning a wedding from the dark side. And it’s written by me – a gothic bride, just like you – struggling through the harsh and stressful reality of wedding planning.

And look what I managed to cobble together:

Our Medieval, Heavy Metal Wedding, November 2008

Our guests arrived at the haunted mental asylum, where they entered a multi-coloured circus tent and witnessed our candlelit ceremony. While we had our photos taken, wine and nibbles circulated and the asylum staff ‘entertained’ our guests.

My beautiful red gown retailed at $2000, but cost me a fraction of that. I wore a gold and red Elvin tiara and carried a brass lantern.

My husband wore a replica Viking sword which we used to cut the cake. We designed our rings ourselves, following a traditional Saxon design.

Our guests enjoyed a full buffet meal and dessert served by costumed staff. I’ve never eaten such delicious food! We served themed wines and cocktails.

A witches’ cauldron sat in the corner of the room, ready to reviece gifts and kind wishes.

We held the greatest party our guests had EVER been too. One guest said ‘No one can ever get married now – they’ve got so much to live up to! This was so awesome.’

We did all this for under A QUARTER of the cost of the average wedding.

But it wasn’t easy. Planning a successful wedding takes hard work and dedication. In seventeen months I taught myself everything about event planning. I scoured online sources and chatted to other brides. I chased vendors, compared prices, cut corners and learnt every cost-cutting trick in the book. I drove my husband insane – hell, I drove MYSELF insane.

And now I’m sharing all my hard work with you.

In the Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner you’ll learn:

The ONE thing you need to do before you make ANY plans.

The FOUR biggest planning mistakes couples make, and how to AVOID them.

The THREE things you MUST have at a Wedding.

My foolproof Budget Calculation Formula for any wedding style.

FOURTEEN tips to accelerate your wedding savings.

TEN-step method for planning your wedding during economic recession

Unique gothic theme ideas to get your creativity started – including steampunk, halloween, gothic lolita, rockabilly and heavy metal.

The ONE rule that saved me hours of hassle and hurt feelings over the GUESTLIST

TWENTY-ONE questions you MUST ask your vendor

And OVER 101 IDEAS to add gothic touches to your wedding –favours, themes, decorations, invitations, flowers, attire, accessories, entertainment, and MORE.

The Grymm & Epic Gothic Wedding Planner gives you the tools to plan the wedding of your dreams on any budget, including budgets that so-called ‘Wedding Industry’ tells us are impossible. $5000, $2000, even $500!

Why did I write this ebook? Simple. I was a bride too, once. I want you to have an amazing Gothic Wedding, just like we did. I want you to find a beautiful dress for under $500, just like me. I want you to find the spookiest venue in town for LESS than the cost of a ‘normal’ wedding, just like me. I want you to have your guests oooh and aaah over your $30 favours, just like me. I want you to be happy and your guests to walk away at the end of te night saying that was the best wedding they’d ever been too.

Help! I’ve never used an ebook before!

It’s easy as over-easy eggs, my friend. Once you’ve paid through paypal I deliver your Gothic Wedding Planner to your email address as a PDF attachment within 24 hours. To read a PDF you need Abode Acrobat, which you can download for free on the adobe website.

You may read the ebook as many times as you like, print it out and bind it into a book copy. Gothic Wedding Planner is for your personal use only. You cannot copy it for others, distribute it, use the information to write articles/blog posts, give it away for free or sell it for profit. Gothic Wedding Planner is Copyright Steff Green, 2009.

Satisfaction Guarantee

I GUARANTEE that the Gothic Wedding Planner will help inspire and organise your wedding planning and provide you with practical, easy-to-implament ideas to SAVE money on your wedding.

If you’re not satisfied with the Gothic Wedding Planner, simply email me within thirty days of purchase and I’ll refund your money IN FULL. See my policies page for more details.