Cthulhu’s Closet: What I Wore 18 December 2009

Today, I am Gypsy Metalhead, ready for a day of lounging around the house, looking at the train shop with CDH, writing my novel, baking cookies and quiche, and going to a gig later. Even though I’m just lounging around the house I’m trying to come up with outfits that make me feel happy.

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I am wearing:

    3-tiered long green skirt, from the NZ Gypsy Fair
    Orange gypsy bell ankle bracelet, brought by my awesome mother for my 21st costume (I was Cleopatra)
    Black leather corset (also a 21st present, from a group of friends. The corset was originally attached to a hideous seventies-style tiered skirt, but we cut that off and HELLO AWESOME!
    Eyelet strap (decoration from a pair of shorts) worn as a collar.
    Egyptian Cartouche, Saxon coin and Egyptian medallion necklaces.

My ankle bracelet makes jangle jangle bells everywhere I walk. It’s awesome. The cat keeps trying to bite my ankle.

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Ooooh, the buzzer just rung on the oven! I must go tend to the goodies!

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Horns Up \m/
Steff Metal

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Linking Horn for October 16, the Barbarian Edition

In my last post I talked about unleashing your inner Barbarian. I wanted to show you some of the websites I read which helped me come up with a lot of our ideas about living the “Green” Barbarian lifestyle.

In 1899, the Norwegian-American economist Thorstein Veblen wrote a book called The Theory of the Leisure Class. Although over a hundred years old, his ideas remain profoundly relevant and extremely Barbarian. Highly recommended, if you can find a copy.

In his groundbreaking No Impact Man project, Colin, his wife Michelle, daughter Bella, and dog Frankie attempted to live in metropolitan New York City for an year making NO negative environmental impact. His blog inspires thousands on their own No Impact projects. Colins book and documentary based on the experience will be out soon, and I’ll be getting my hands on them. Read back through his blog archives for a remarkable story.

My current favorite blog of all time – A House Called Nut. Two writers and their dog building and living in a wooden cottage in remote Finland. They explore the landscape and the Finnish way of life through photos and observations, grow vegetables on a terraced garden on a rocky cragg, ice skate on their own frozen lake, bake pies, and generally live the barbarian life.

On The Greenest Dollar, Heather shares ideas on how to go green and save money, two things I like very much.

Simon Dale's amazing hobbit home

Simon Dale's amazing hobbit home

I love love love this Woodland Home made by Simon Dale in Wales for around £3000. No kidding. Check out the Gallery for more amazing structures built on similiar concepts.

Another of these remarkable recycled woodland buildings

Another of these remarkable recycled woodland buildings

Super Snuggles and Shoggoth Kisses. I promise, more metal next week!
Steff

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Your Inner Barbarian: Why Metalheads Should Care about the Environment

CDH and I are big on sustainable living. For him, it’s a desire for freedom, to not answer to anyone, to be the master of his own abode. For me, it’s more of a social awareness; I’ve never seen a need to acquire more stuff and think flushing decent drinking water down with our feces seems … shitty.

I grow my own herbs and vegetables, and buy the rest from a farmers market (less food miles). We eat a very simple mediterranean-based diet light on meat, heavy on fresh fruit and vege, and bread (which I make myself, every day). We steer away from processed foods, and I’m taking some community classes next year to learn to make my own soaps, shampoos and deoderents.

We use no air conditioning or heaters. We’re designing our dreamhome around the concept of off-the-grid, cottage industry living. CDH is looking into ideas for transport. It’s all quite quaint and nostalgic and profoundly hippyish.

So how does this hippy lifestyle coexist with our hedonistic metal ways? When you think about it as hemp sneakers and lentil soup and Jefferson Starship, hippies are total dorks. How can we marry electric guitars with wind-generated power, steak sandwiches and sausage rolls with a vegetable-rich diet? Satan worshipping with tree hugging?

Simple. Metal – at its heart and soul – yearns for a return to a barbarian society. Metalheads are the last of the viking warriors, the fading sons and daughters of Odin.

NB: “Tribal” and “Barbarian” relate to anthropological terms for differing societal makeups. They’re generalizations used to make inferences about societal patterns and processes, and don’t relate to specific peoples. <definition here>

The urban, tribal society needs everyone to cooperate, to work together to sustain the tribe. Tribes look down their noses at barbarians, who normally beat them at battles despite not knowing anything about contemporary architecture and mocha chai lattes.

Tribalists use consumerism and capitalism as a means of control. Religion, too, but I’ll save that fish kettle for another post. Barbarians thrive on the challenge of ‘making it myself’ and although they earn far less money, they need far less to live. Barbarians feel uncomfortable when asked to eat / drink / bathe with a product whose ingredients are unfamiliar.

Barbarians don’t trust the tribal leaders to look after their best interests. Barbarians trust their lords and friends and brothers, who eat at the same table as them and have proven themselves many times in battle.

Barbarians gain their happiness from hanging with their barbarian buddies, and working for the good of the barbarian settlement.

Barbarians grow their own food and share with their friends. They all drink together at the Viking hall. Tribes perform the tasks set them by their leaders, are paid for those tasks and use that money to boy their needs and wants.

Embrace your inner barbarian.

I’ll write more on this subject from now on, in amongst all the outfit photos and metal ramblings. That is, if you guys don’t mind.

Super Snuggles and Shoggoth Kisses
Steff

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