Tim Burton’s Tricks and Treats

Steff Metal will never be a dumping ground for fashion spreads, because I’m just not clued in enough to catch all the fabulous darkly death metal goodies out there – better bloggers tackle fashion spreads, and I look upon them and drool.

However, when a spread so fantastic, so magnificent, so utterly Steff Metal comes along, I will share with you.

Tim Burton teams up with photographer Tim Walker for Harper’s Bazaar Magical Fashion issue. In Burton’s Tricks and Treats, the models become much-loved characters from Burton’s worlds. Feast your eyes on greatness:

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Varg the hot Twilight Vampire

The teen heart throb Jackson Rathbone (Jasper Cullen in Twilight) is slated for his black metal debut – playing Varg Vikernes in the upcoming Lords of Chaos movie.

I can hear Euronymous laughing from the grave.

The film starts shooting in Norway in mid-september. Japanese director Sion Sono will make his english-language debut with the film, which is classed as a teen psychological horror.

Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, by  Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind. 2003

Lords of Chaos: The Bloody Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground, by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind. 2003

The Lords of Chaos book, written by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Soderlind, attempts to examine and understand the black metal subculture of the early 90s, and the various crimes and notorious figures that resulted from it. First published in 1998 by Feral House, the book was re-released in 2003 with an additional 50 pages of material.

Much of the controversy surrounding the book relates to Moynihan’s supposed right-wing leanings, which he denies.

I’ve read the book and enjoyed it – although I think it started off strong and ended weak, with a sort of cursory attempt at a socialogical explanation.

The black metal community swears it’s all sensationalist lies. It IS sensationalized – I’ll grant that. Boring stuff does not a good book make.

Personally, I think the consternation stems from a desire to legitimize the whole black metal scene and drag it beyond it’s violent, satan-and-fire roots. The music lives on, and the scene continues to grow, but without the notoriety it once had. I think this is a good thing, not helped by the book or impending movie.

Many of those guys have grown up, got married, hard kids, and might be just a teeeny little bit embarrassed by all the goat-sacrificing, corpsepaint nonsense.

In a public statement on his website in 2004, Vikernes slammed the Lords of Chaos book as ”a pile of mud”. He goes on:

“This book serves only one single purpose and that is to create a myth around my name and to mystify me. If that was their objective they have indeed succeeded with their work. Well, the book seems to have served one other purpose too. The authors have managed to fill the heads of a generation of metal fans with lies. What could have been a righteous revolt has been made into some pathetic, embarrassing, brain-dead, impotent and traditional poser-culture best exemplified by bands like Dimmu Borgir – and indeed VENOM!”

Satyr and Frost of Satyricon and numerous other black metal musicians have openly slammed the book and movie. Frost called the tabloid interest in black metal a “parasitic phenomenon” and Satyr had this to say:

“It is sad that such an inaccurate story, written by someone who doesn’t understand black metal, has become a book of reference. And it is sad that someone is willing to go that far to exploit the history of black metal.”

I think everyone should lighten up a little and accept that people are welcome and encouraged to interpret music and ideaology in whatever way they choose. That is all this movie is – one interpretation of a scene.

True Black metal will remain underground, always and forever. It’s too abrasive, too

I’m a huge Burzum fan (not a fan of Varg, just his amazing music) and I will be watching the Lord of Choas movie, because it will make me giggle.

Super Snuggles and Shoggoth Kisses
Steff

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Død Snø: Ein! Zwei! Die!

CDH (cantankerous drummer husband) got this gem from a friend of his at work. CDH’s Scottish friend and his Norwegian missus hadn’t seen Black Sheep, so we leant them our copy, and they loved it. They traded us Død Snø, which is basically the Norwegian version of Black Sheep, only better.

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We held a bogan pizza party at our place a few weekends ago and watched this movie. It was a huge hit. Our version had no english dub or subtitles, but it didn’t matter once the intestines started unravelling.

Port O’ Call: Norway

Mateys: Directed by Tommy Wirkola (Kill Buljo – a satire of Tarantino’s Kill Bill), written by Stig Frode Henriksen. Død Snø premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival.

Premise: Eight medical students holiday in a remote log cabin in the Norwegian mountains. Unbeknownst to them, they call forth a horde of frozen Nazi zombies who subsequently kill them all in interesting and hilarious ways.

Why it’s Kreig: Wirkola has gone for comedic horror and succeeded in a way I haven’t seen since films like “Braindead” and “Evil Dead”. The atmospheric lighting, jarring music and slightly unsettling cinematography prevent the comedy being over-the-top, so you’re left with this disturbing feeling that Norwegians have a macabre sense of humor.

Gore, gore and more gore used for giggles. The horror aspects of the film fell flat in the face of the pure awesomeness of the intestines flying everywhere, faces being ripped apart, brain’s falling on the floor, and people having sex on the toilet.

Two scenes made us laugh so hard we couldn’t breathe. One, when the character Martin (Vegar Hoel) is bitten by a Nazi zombie and must chop his own arm off with his chainsaw and cauterize the wound. In a truly Norwegian show of dignity and restraint, he stands triumphant with his bloody stump at his feet, only to have another zombie rise from the snow and bite his testicles.

In the other, two characters are trapped inside the cabin with zombies flailing about outside. The boys make Molotov cocktails, but accidentally throw them against the wall and engulf the entire cabin. Fun times in Norway.

Why it’s emo: IMDB informs me that you can see plastic bits on one of the white snow-suit worn by one of the zombies, meaning it couldn’t have been made in WWII. He could have stolen it off a previous victim, though.

Also, many German grammar Nazis (bad choice of words, perhaps?) point out the tagline should read ‘Eins, Zwei, Die!’. As a burgeoning grammar Nazi myself, I think ‘Ein, Zwei, Die!’ is correct if you look at it in the context of ‘One Zombie, Two Zombies, Die!’

Apart from that, I can’t fault this movie. It’s now one of my favorite zombie films of all time.

Rating: five horns for maximum metal \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/

Super Snuggles and Shoggoth Kisses
Steff

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